Wednesday, December 16, 2009

the criteria.

all those guys, who think they couldn't possibly be more clueless about girls, are wrong. here's some stuff to make realise that there is no such things as "can't be more clueless", you can always be.

this my friends, is the list of qualities required to date this girl i know.
they can be divided into a few categories.


male for now.
females have been ruled out purely due to lack of experience in that field.

(Assuming only male test subjects for further categories)

Physical Attributes
  • height over 5ft 10in
  • good looks (attempt were made to play this one down due to obvious to moral obligations. also, feminine faces are preferred. surprised? you aren't the only one)
  • well built chest (yes guys, we aren't the only ones who stare at chests)
  • well defined calf muscles (again guys, we aren't the only ones who check legs out)
  • a good, masculine voice (that's a new one for me too)

Mental Attributes
  • should be emotional
  • should not cry (the two sound contradictory? ask me bout it!)
  • should have tankers full of patience
  • should be intense (i don't even know what that means. my guess is that it means: creepy in a good way)
  • should have a prominent dark side (another way of saying, 'nice guys-hahaha, losers)
  • should have a very good taste in music (this one is the most important one of the mental attributes... yeah, kill me now)

(I) The lack of some of the above mentioned qualities can be overlooked if you are-
(a) a guitarist
(b) chace crawford
(c) a footballer

(II) The lack of ALL the above mentioned qualities can be overlooked if you are-
robert pattison

that's all i have in this segment of, "i don't know shit about women". see you later folks. good day!

3 am.

its 3 am in the morning...

ya, thats from eminem's latest album, relapse. but the similarities between this post and eminem end here.

so, as i said, its 3 am in the morning. i'm sitting on the floor, with a pillow in my lap. just finished watching a movie that my sister got for herself. there are some snacks lying on the bed, right next to the laptop. this is the case everyday since i came back home from BITS Pilani( read: __|__ you).

well there was this exception when i slept at 6 am (it is safe to say things like this on the internet, cause my family doest use it too much). so, lets get back to today. today was a very unusual day, for many reasons. those i can point out in a half zombie-ish condition are:

1. my general cheerfulness

2. my abilty to haul my ass off the bed and actually go to MG road and get my watch fixed.

3. my ability to haul my ass a second time and get the modem adapter fixed (which btw, still doesn't work properly)

4. my ability to haul my ass a third time to the library and borrow four books (david copperfield - charles dickens, its not about the bike - lance armstrong and two books for mom)

5. the lack of excessive use of the internet

6. the lack of gtalk chatting

7. the discovery that i have lost 5 kgs since i left pune

8. the sudden usge to go and run and work out (i waited to let it pass, and it did after a surprisingly long time)

9. the suprising lack of weird activity. i was mostly a normal guy today.

10.the feeling of supreme confidence and calm that has eluded me for so long, finally flooded me.